If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend some counseling
If you get more than 20, you’re paranoid.
If you get 10-20, you are normal.
If you get 10 or less, you’re fearless.
People who don’t have any are liars.


I Fear…

[ ] The dark (It's the things in the dark.)
[X] Staying single forever (I don't think so.)
[ ] Being a parent (Eventually, no.)
[ ] Giving birth (Hopefully this isn't a problem for me; but if it is, there's always the research money.)
[ ] Being myself in front of others (Bwahahahaha)
[ ] Open spaces (Nope.)
[ ] Closed spaces (How closed are we talking about?)
[ ] Heights (It's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop.)
[ ] Dogs (No.)
[ ] Birds (Huh?)
[ ] Fish (I have too many to be afraid of them.)
[ ] Spiders (Only if they are on my person.)
[ ] Flowers or other plants (Uh...)

Total so far: 1

[ ] Being touched (By whom?)
[ ] Fire (Hehehe...)
[X] Deep water (...)
[ ] Snakes (We have a pet ball python named Huraetio.)
[ ] Silk (Wat.)
[X] The ocean (Only the rip-tides.)
[X] Failure (Mhm.)
[ ] Success (No.)
[ ] Thunder/lightning (Very, very frightening me! Galileo...)
[ ] Frogs/toads (That's dumb.)
[ ] My boyfriends/girlfriends dad (Not exactly applicable.)
[ ] Boyfriends/girlfriends mom (Nope.)
[ ] Rats (Kissy-Bimba, Pip, Katrina, and Tweak were fairly good pets.)
[X] Jumping from high places (Now why would I do that?)
[ ] Snow (Seen it about 5 times in my whole life.)

Total so far: 5

[ ] Rain (No.)
[ ] Wind (Nope.)
[ ] Crossing hanging bridges (A what?)
[X] Death (Uh... duh?)
[ ] Heaven (Why would I be afraid of Heaven?)
[ ] Being robbed (I live in a "populated rural area". Meaning no one robs anyone out here.)
[ ] Falling (I'm more afraid of the ground.)
[ ] Clowns (I truly and honestly cannot grasp the idea the clowns are scary. It just makes absolutely no sense to me.)
[ ] Dolls (There are some weird fears in here.)
[ ] Large crowds of people (Again, how is that in any way scary?)
[X] Men (Oh, GOD yes.)
[ ] Women (Only the insano ones.)
[X] Having great responsibilities ("Fear of Failing")
[ ] Doctors, including dentists (Seriously.)
[ ] Tornadoes (Yay hills.)

Total so far: 8

[ ] Hurricanes (Not a BFD.)
[X] Incurable diseases (I guess.)
[ ] Sharks (Guess what. I live on land.)
[ ] Friday the 13th (Just a date.)
[ ] Ghosts (If they were real and malevolent.)
[X] Poverty (Sucks.)
[ ] Halloween (No.)
[ ] School (The scariest thing in school is the Band Sex.)
[ ] Trains (Choo-choo!)
[ ] Odd numbers (Que?)
[ ] Even numbers (Quoi?)
[ ] Being alone (I'm a big kid.)
[X] Becoming blind ('T'would suck.)
[X^2] Becoming deaf (Whattabout band?!)
[ ] Growing up (It has its benefits.)

Total so far: 12

[ ] Creepy noises in the night (Creepy of inexplicable?)
[ ] Bee stings (Only been stung by wasps and the last time wasn't that bad.)
[X] Not accomplishing my dreams/goals (Ah!)
[ ] Needles (Naw.)
[ ] Blood (Seriously, it doesn't phaze me at all.)
[ ] Dinosaurs (They. Are. Dead.)
[ ] The welcome mat (That's just stupid.)
[ ] High speed (I love it.)
[ ] throwing up (Fear? No. Dislike? Yes.)
[ ] falling in love (All long as I can distinguish it from infatuation.)
[ ] Super secrets (I think not.)

Final Total: 13